Recently we started watching the twilight saga and i thought nothing of it. Some sad vampire love story which teen girls go crazy over a strangely flat faced pastey vampire. But now all of a sudden i find myself desperately awaiting breaking dawn part 2!! What once was a chore to watch has become a necessity, i’m a TWIHARD!!! NO!!!!!!

IN the past 4 weeks I have travelled up and down to London 5 times(I’m based in Glasgow) much to my girlfriends dismay.

Any hows I have started to befriend the train staff so much so that I’m on first name terms…..my fravourte ticket collector is Trevor when he does his ticket inspection he always says ” your OK Kevin” the passengers look at me as if I’m special…And then there’s the lovely June who works in the cafe…she has two kids  Billy seven and Sandra 4 she is Lovley…..She always gives me a wee chocolate sweet I don’t have the heart to tell her I don’t eat chocolate so I Just save it and put it in my pocket give it to the Geordie when I arrive  loves his sweets(he is finding it harder to fit in to those pants!)

well it’s back up tomorrow I hope Mathew is not the ticket collector!! He’s a tit, takes his job far to seriously…He through an old lady off because she got the train an hour before her designated time on her ticket….Ah well cant wait to see ma bird

After spending countless hours trying to write sketch’s in coffee shops across Britain I have decided to give them a rating! hear goes,

STARBUCKS-although the staff are lovely, and the decor light and rich the coffee does let them down and essentially that is what I’m there for .So I should give you a 5 out of 10 but because you do the best granola bars i will make it a 6

COSTA-Well the staff are hot and cold I’m afraid, but when there hot there amazing! decor is lovle dark and a mahogany feel and I love the coffee! but they still charge the same price for there grnola bars when i know the have made them slighlty smaller wich does anger me! do you think I’m an Idiot (well the jokes on you cos I go to Holland and BARRENT and buy a healther grnola bar and it ‘s bigger and cheaper  and I eat it secretly in your shop so the joke on you HA!) But I will give you a 7

CAFE NERO-Not as busy at the other two which is great. plenty of space, and great staff…so the question is is there coffee good YES, and also free good wi-fi so I will have to give them a 8

PRET-Nice friendly staff, quick service, and decent porridge. But for me this is the McDonald’s of the coffee world they intce you in with there fancy design, but the decor and the seating is designed to make you drink and get out! I’m sorry but I want to savour my coffee you get a 6

That concludes my review, My best bit of advice is to find a local independent coffee shop that you love and stick with that….cos they make there coffee with love….

I have now asked Mrs Geordie to marry me about 18 times. Not that I’m counting. She keeps refusing. I think she’s in love with the Geek, but I have no proof except she tells me she wishes I was as tall as him, and as good looking, and as funny, and as thoughtful, and as charming. I’ll be keeping an eye on the situation to see how it develops.

Wow! What a month already. Firstly I find out the BBC have greenlit our pilot, then I complete my 73 performances of panto at Oxford Playhouse- which we shall say for the sake of tact, ‘an experience’ then I come back and start the very next morning with my three fellow GGG co-workers as we spend an insane 7 days putting together a 30 minute brand new show. ‘Let’s do it really rough’ we all say in November, ‘Lets not even learn a running order’ the ginge boldly states in december. fast forward to today (72 hours before the show) and we’re learning the order for 18 sketches, the lines for 16 sketches (thank god for the to without words) and the moves for two complicated dance routines. ‘rough’ i remind them, ‘rough’. it’s like talking to a brick wall!

http://thehumourdor.co.uk/post​/7383557238/an-interview-with-​the-ginge-the-geordie-and-the-​geek

‘My top picks are  Welsh comedian,Elis James at the Pleasance and one of my favourite shows of the entire 2010 Fringe was The Ginge, the Geordie and the Geek who return with an all new show of comedy sketches.’

See full preview – http://www.edinburghspotlight.com/2011/06/fringe-–-our-initial-picks-of-the-edinburgh-fringe-2011/

Check it out - http://ow.ly/5C96x

Guru- Approx 12 hours ago i was in Cyprus, i now sit looking at a fish manual trying to keep this new Ginge Geordie Geek fish alive. Who would of thought keeping a fish woud be so taxing! Anyway i best get back to it, he seems to be behaving erratically around his castle, please don’t go belly up!

GINGE – After a hard week of rehearsals we went back to our various homes to sleep. I received a knock at 00.30 on the front door. Quickly i grabbed a weapon of choice, my girlfriend, and placed her in front of me when opening the door…it was the Geek, in speedos, a brown shirt, shoes and no socks! He’d locked himself out of his mates flat. He’d decided to go grab a can and had left the keys, his phone, oyster card, everything in the flat. However there was worse to come….he’d forgotten to feed the CATS!

Fearing for their lives he returned early the next morning with a can of felix in hand. One small problem..no fork to get it through the letter box to them. So he did the only thing he could do, he bought some fried chicken, ate it and used the leg bone as a feeding device through the letterbox. This however wasn’t working so he went next door to the newsagent. He asked the owner if he could borrow his ladders to climb up on the roof, the owner naturally declined. So the Geek still in his speedos, shoes with no socks, brown shirt and can of felix in hand with bone explained the situation to the man

Geek, ‘You have to give me the ladders, there’s cats dying in there!’

This is a true story.