After spending countless hours trying to write sketch’s in coffee shops across Britain I have decided to give them a rating! hear goes,
STARBUCKS-although the staff are lovely, and the decor light and rich the coffee does let them down and essentially that is what I’m there for .So I should give you a 5 out of 10 but because you do the best granola bars i will make it a 6
COSTA-Well the staff are hot and cold I’m afraid, but when there hot there amazing! decor is lovle dark and a mahogany feel and I love the coffee! but they still charge the same price for there grnola bars when i know the have made them slighlty smaller wich does anger me! do you think I’m an Idiot (well the jokes on you cos I go to Holland and BARRENT and buy a healther grnola bar and it ‘s bigger and cheaper and I eat it secretly in your shop so the joke on you HA!) But I will give you a 7
CAFE NERO-Not as busy at the other two which is great. plenty of space, and great staff…so the question is is there coffee good YES, and also free good wi-fi so I will have to give them a 8
PRET-Nice friendly staff, quick service, and decent porridge. But for me this is the McDonald’s of the coffee world they intce you in with there fancy design, but the decor and the seating is designed to make you drink and get out! I’m sorry but I want to savour my coffee you get a 6
That concludes my review, My best bit of advice is to find a local independent coffee shop that you love and stick with that….cos they make there coffee with love….
